His name is Đovanni, the Mexican. He was in prison for a long time and now he is finally out. He is known to get very violent, especially when he drinks. He is a loyal friend and a fierce enemy. He is known in the Spanish underworld as el Đovanni, the skull worshiper. He is a man of few words, so we will try to keep this interview short.
You have been in a prison for a long time, how long was it this time?
I stopped counting after the first 2 times, when I did 5 years first time for for children trafficking and second 2 years for beating and urinating on the officer of the law.
Did they treat you well in there(both the guards and the inmates)?
Well, to be honest, first 5 years I was everybody's bitch, but second time and especilly last few years I really started to look after myself. I don't wanna brag but I think that the inmates started to fear me and the guards were on my payrole.
Did you make any new friends there?
Oh yes. I got to know few very nice members of the aryan brotherhood and hung out all the time with the yakuzas.
You are known for your obsession with skulls, is it a religion thing or are you just loco?
My grandma, when she was babysitting me, always performed some weird rituals with skulls, both human and animal.... I think it's subconscious. Can't really explain that one.
We remember back in the days you used to skate, what happened with your pro career?
Alchocol took over my life... And by that time I started figure skating so....
Being a mellow man as you are, how come you loose your temper after 5 coronas?
Again, achocol helps me get rid of my inner demons. Great thing that C2H5OH
Is it true that you have kidnapped sheriff’s beautiful daughter Đekica and stole her heart?
The real truth is that she and her father "The Don" kidnapped me, but even before that I was swept of my feet because of her glowing fluorescent eyes. She and her father have some weird obsession with my moustache, but that another story...
We have noticed you have a distinctive tattoo-like drawing style, how come we do not see any tattoos on you? ( some rumors suggest that you had a full body suit, but after entering a witness protection program you got the all lasered off)
As a matter of fact I did have a full body suit full of chicano and sailor tattoos... But only a few of people know about my plastic surgery. We got the best swiss plastic surgeon who was famous for his whole skin replacement operations.
Is it true that before turning outlaw you were a painter? ( some say a true successor of giotto)
That is my dark past and I'm trying not to think about that.
What’s up with your obsession with cars? Is It just a chicano thing or you really used to race on the indy 500?
That's true. I mean the indy 500... I was professionally racing for 3 years until I hit a wall doing 150 mph
What is your opinion on people leaving earth to find a better place to live?
Stupid. Here on earth you have everything you need. Booze, prostitutes, cars... But that's just me.
Do you have sleeping problems?
No, I only sleep 2 hours.
How many times have you seen taxidermia?
One time actually... But I was too fucked up on absynthe and morphine. All I remember was that skinny guy fucking a pig corpse (I think) and that fat fuck doing an eating contest.
Is there such thing as a bad drawing?
Yes, and that's the best type of drawing.
Are you going to reconsider your career as a professional ice skater?
Nah, those days are past behind me. Now I'm interested in goat wrestling.
Is it ok to tell somebody that their life is boring?
If it's from your heart, yes.
Ever lost a fight?
First few times I got in San Diego correctional facility. First I was made of cookie dough, now I'm carved of wood.
Are you willing to donate your organs to Ninja tiger to help him follow the path of dr. satan?
Of course I will. Just don't donate them to him while I'm still alive.
Are you bored with this questions?
When you're the interviewer, never. Let's go drinking now, I'm getting too sober.
