Monday, 2 March 2009
Saturday's barbecue
First the vegetarians occupied the grill for what it seemed an eternity.
Then we called for help and our special agent saved us from non-meat-eating-bastards.
We had to show them that they are outnumbered.
We even stepped up with our bling.
Poor guys hid in the corner and prayed we would not harass them any more. And we did not. Like all good christians, we forgave them for not eating meat.
Just for show, we put on our warrior faces. Maybe we overdid it a bit...
Yep. Definitely.
Whoops. Sorry guys, we love you, we just hate that you do not like to kill and eat animals.
It was too late. We hurt their feelings. There was not much we could do now.
Luckily, Puma saved the day when he gave away his paintings to settle the score with goddamn vegetarians.
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