Saturday, 31 October 2009
New season has started!
We are back...Today we are celebrating Fudge the Designer's birthday, it seems that it was only yesterday we celebrated BN's. Today we have acquired 3 additional tv sets, which means we have now a wall of 7 sets playing simultaneously. More photos when we get sober...
Friday, 30 October 2009
Amazing new work from Ninja Tiger
Ninja power all the way motherfuckers! Fuck you! In the ass! Both of you guys! Male guys.
Monday, 19 October 2009
Aorta interview
He is Bosnian superstar, a famous singer of even more famous band 'The Avlija Boys', Bosnian cover band of the 'Backstreet Boys'. Using skills he learned while touring with the band, he opened a shop where he sell antiquities and souvenirs for all the wealthy tourists who come to Tuzla. He is loved in his block, the Silver Stone City. His favorite song is 'Rivers of Babylon' and he likes to eat dead animals, mostly frogs and lizards. He is Aries, and his favorite color is pink. He refuses to move to Zagreb, claiming the big city life would damage his voice. He was interviewed by Đovanni The Mexican, who has a huge solo show at our gallery tomorrow.
Hi Aorta, how are you feeling on this glorious and promising day?
Unfortunately gastritis hit my stomach and only thing I feel is a PAIN. Helicobacter pylori kills me.
What are you doing at this moment (besides this interview of course)?
Trying to take my crazy dog off me. It is all over me, licking and biting me.
Did you know that you're sharing your name with the largest artery in the body, originating from the left ventricle of the heart and bringing oxygenated blood to all parts of the body in the systemic circulation?
OOOO aorta means all that. All this time I was thinking that is a name of the famous Spanish football player. sometimes I even call myself aortinja becouse of that. :-)
Where could you reccomend me to go have some fun in Tuzla?
"Kod Ismeta Crvlje " the best place to drink rakia and have conversation with realy crazy alcoholics.
Do you have any tips on how could a person grow thicker beard?
Sing christmas song to your beard. Santa does it all time.
You seem like down to earth type of guy, how do you cope with all the media attention, being streetart superstar and all?
Who told you that?
What do you think of Puma's drinking problem and his lack of anger management? Keep on, it is good for health.
Should we get him into alcoholics anonymous and if so, should we use force?
Use an alcohol to get him there. Convice him that after every seance they serve an alcohol.
Did you have any near death experiences?
Once, but it last for 4 years during the war in bosnia. every moment was near death experience.
In the end share some wisdom with some wise words for all the degenerics following our blog...
ALL OF YOU DEGENERICS , BE YOURSELF. ( DEGENERICS)
Zlatan Vehabović interview
This is a man who has many talents, unfortunately has only one life to use them all. Zagrebstreetzine crew decided to make up for this God's mistake, so we raised some money and bought him an artificial heart. This way he has a few more years to use up all of his talents. It is really intimidating to have a friend who is capable of so much, but the thing with Zlatan is that he never makes you feel less talented or less worthy. We all love him, despite the fact that he is black. He was interviewed by Đekica, who is to have her first big solo show at our gallery next week.
We all know that in the past before you started with painting you were known as the best gumi gumi player in Yugoslavia, so why gumi gumi?
If you must know, in 1997 the year I started painting I was on the verge of becoming professional car-wreck diver. I used to
spend my summers on the coastline thus I hooked up on the Sea.. (photo 1). There was an experimental S.W.A.T. team assembled by MUP RH intended to deep search these car wrecks at the bottom of Adriatic in search of anything suspicious inside these rusted shells. Of course the government, like in so many cases before & after, just wasn't sensitive enough for little indie projects as ours..they were only into blockbuster stuff, hence - they shut us down. I regret that even to this day. Sometimes I still feel my heart pumping blood slowly to my brain at the 67 meters below, checking that fish filled glove compartment for anything..anything at all.
Did you stop because vojih hraste came, and all the girls started to like him better than you?
Ah Vojin.. (photo 2) we go way back. I think I met him sometime around 2001. I think it was the moment in front of memorable coffee machine on the first floor dividing the hallways on academy in Ilica. Anyway there is a story to it, and I always blush as he never stops telling it, regardless the company we're in. But It's a true story and it goes like this: … so we were both in that hallway in front of coffee machine waiting for some class or something. He dropped his coffee, I jumped back to avoid hot pouring missile heading towards me - landed like a cat on my feet, and then…a moment of pause. A long silent moment, each of us staring at others eyes waiting for inevitable to happen. We stood like that for what it felt hours and I don't know was it me or him who then said: ,, So how about another cup of coffee?'' At that very moment both of us knew that from then on - we'd be friends till the end of our lives.
Why does your hair looks always so nice, is it because of head and shoulders , or ?
Why thank you. I wasn't aware of that.
Did you ever have sex with prostitute?
Only when my whoroscope tells me it's safe!
You are also known for your other passion,which is plaing flute, tell us little bit about that!
Don't ask me about the music! To this day it is possibly the greatest ache in my heart. Ever since I was two, I wandered the streets and into the Panasonic, Sony and Technics stores around my town, admiring those magnificent sound producing devices such as walkmans, iPods, and tape recorders awe-struck by shear power and beauty of music. As I grew up I was willing to sacrifice everything just to become a musician. The singer in a band, bass player, fiddler… hell, anything! But the good Lord's blessing shone upon me in the light of a different talent as you all know. In fact, for every ounce of painterly talent he gave me, he took that musical and gave it to Kimya Dawson I suppose. ( We're about the same age Kimya and I, so you see where I'm getting at..) So now you know why you should never ask me about the music!
Is it true that your idol is Ivan Rabuzin?
Well I do like Jana water logo he made few years ago.
Why him?
Because my other favorite designers Dora & Maja and Nikola & Iva weren't even doing business when that logo was being
made.
How does it feel to have birthday on the same day when Stjepan Šandrk is born?
Fudge and BN are really stupid girls, aren't they?
You've run out of interesting questions, haven't you?
BN interview
BN is a peculiar character. He seems to be optimistic about life, yet there is a darker side of him that surfaces when he drinks. He is a mild gentleman and a kind friend, an artist in his prime and an alcoholic as well. Guess those two go together. He has been with Zagrebstreetzine since the beginning (of time). Recently he has been doing some strange sculptures made of solid metal, and spending his nights hiding behind the lens of his newly acquired camera. He was interviewed by Fudge The Designer, who considers himself BN's favorite Medal of Honor opponent.
How?
Relaxed.
Why Serbia?
They have beautiful animals.
Sister?
No thanks.
Gay?
Tomorrow.
Are you as old as I think as you are?
A little bit older.
Why sculpture, what about those ugly shoes?
Sculpture doesn't scream when you touch it, they are ugly because they are
designer shoes.
Do you consider yourself an artist, considering how pathetic you are?
I'm proud to be the best and most pathetic artist in the world.
Why women?
More holes.
How much did you enjoy cariyng dead corpses on the scale from 1 to 10?
10.1
Did you ever consider pedophilia and why?
Never. One day I'll adopt.
Thursday, 15 October 2009
Fudge The Designer interview
He is a man (still a boy, but soon a man) with many names. One of them is Fudge The Designer. When he is not skateboarding or bmx riding, he can be found pasting some of his weird posters all over the town. He is well known for his distinct signature style, using letters to create abstract images in the city. Some may say he is a true example of a post-graffiti artist, but those who know him better know that his true quality lies in his ability to devourer impossible amounts of food in really innovative order. He might start with a fried mouse, go on to icecream, continue with a couple of pizzas with mayonnaise and garlic and finish with a bowl of spaghetti on top of a fruit salad. He was interviewed by BN, who considers himself Fudge's favorite Medal of Honor opponent.
Why?
Because it is all because of you, my special friend.I love you with all my heart and soul.mmmmmmmmmmm
How big is your dick?
I will anwser this question with another question.Why would that be interesting to you?
I reallly don"t know.Are you sick or something.Why would you ask me such a thing?
But its very very small.And I don't know how to use it.Would you help me,pliz.
Does Jesus love you?
I am the Jesus (sam sort).Bless you my child and burn in hell!!!!
Do you know latin?
Well my guardian was teaching me in the woom but when I came out I forgat
how to talk and walk so I became a little baby and he became a white dog.That
is the genesis of the world.It was 5000 b.c.We started to make the world but became lazy
and because of that I have to do this stupid interview with stupid BN.And you know what?
What the fuck those that fucking mean BN?
Do you love Kožarić?
Certainly,I made him.He is the first man on earth ,well not the first but the best artist
In the world.And don’t ask me questions that are not shoving any interest in your head.
Fuck off you stupid drunk.
What kind of trace did you leave in the city of Zagreb?
Sunshine and fart!
What is the ugliest fish you have ever tired?
The Domba fish from Srbija.But its not really a fish it’s a mollusc.When you are in side of it it feels blja.
And its wery ugly to and stupid mother fuckig mollusc.(it’s not so bad)
What did god tell you when you spoke to him?
He told me - ”go my son and destroy that BN in the medal of honor and smash his fucking head open all over the atelier.”And He smiled.
Why men?
Not men only you!
Only you can make all this world seem right
Only you can make the darkness bright
Only you and you alone can thrill me like you do
And fill my heart with love for only you
Only you can make this change in me
For it's true you are my destiny
When you hold my hand I understand
The magic that you do
You're my dream come true
My one and only you
Only you can make all this change in me
For it's true you are my destiny
When you hold my hand I understand
The magic that you do
You're my dream come true
My one and only you
elvis presley
Was there an attempt of rape by the side of puma34 on you?
Well you must admit that I have exceptional influence on puma 34,
and he to likes little boys so….. I initiate legal proceedings and got the case.
Past is behind us and now we are good friends.
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