BN interview

BN is a peculiar character. He seems to be optimistic about life, yet there is a darker side of him that surfaces when he drinks. He is a mild gentleman and a kind friend, an artist in his prime and an alcoholic as well. Guess those two go together. He has been with Zagrebstreetzine since the beginning (of time). Recently he has been doing some strange sculptures made of solid metal, and spending his nights hiding behind the lens of his newly acquired camera. He was interviewed by Fudge The Designer, who considers himself BN's favorite Medal of Honor opponent.

How?
Relaxed.

Why Serbia?
They have beautiful animals.

Sister?
No thanks.

Gay?
Tomorrow.

Are you as old as I think as you are?
A little bit older.

Why sculpture, what about those ugly shoes?
Sculpture doesn't scream when you touch it, they are ugly because they are
designer shoes.

Do you consider yourself an artist, considering how pathetic you are?
I'm proud to be the best and most pathetic artist in the world.

Why women?
More holes.

How much did you enjoy cariyng dead corpses on the scale from 1 to 10?
10.1

Did you ever consider pedophilia and why?
Never. One day I'll adopt.